HOW TO DRIVE YOUR MUM AND DAD MAD!
IN THE CAR...
Forget to go to the bathroom before you leave on a long trip.
Ask (every 30 seconds) are we there yet?
Start a competition with your brother or sister to see who can talk in the squeakiest voice.
Offer to drive the car for a while so they can get some shut eye.
instigate a rousing round of 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Say you need a wee wee.
Insist they pick up a hitchhicker.
Once you get to your destination say you want to go home
Instigate another round of 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Applaud after the sermon.
Yell I need a peepee as loud as you can.
During the offering help yourself to a little change.
If the Priest looks at you stick your tongue out.
Burp loudly while everyone is quite.
Stare at the people in the row behind you.
IN THE SHOPS...
Sneak thing into the trolley that they don't know about (the stranger the better eg fake fingernails).
Go to customer services crying and say you've lost your mum.
Practice juggling in the egg section of the store.
Lick the fruit.
Lie in the freezer case and pretend you're frozen.
Rearrange the content on the shelves.
Change the price tags on everything.
Eat as much as possible before you reach the check out.
Cry until you are allowed to sit in the trolley.
Squeeze the cream out of the donuts.
Open the cereal boxes and take the toys out.
AT A FANCY RESTAURANT...
Ask for a high chair or boosterseat.
Blow bubbles in your drink.
Put your napkin on your head.
Tell your parents you love then so much that you never want to leave home.