LIES YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU
I'm only doing this for your own good.
If you tell me I promise I won't get mad.
You'll understand when you get older.
If you cross your eyes they'll stay that way.
I'm gonna say this only once.
Someday you'll thank me for this
You'll be sorry.
When I was your age I had to walk 7 miles to get to school.
If you eat your carrots, you can see in the dark.
If you crack your knuckles, you'll get arthritis.
No matter what happens, you'll always have your family.