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If a Rooster laid an egg on a cone shaped roof which way would the egg roll?

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What gets bigger the more you take away?

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A train was heading north and the wind was blowing south which way would the smoke go?

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What can you hold without touching?

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It is greater than god? It it is more evil than the devil? The poor have it, the rich need it,  and if you eat it you will die. What is it?

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A man went out for a horse ride on Saturday, he stayed out for 24 hours and came back on the same Saturday. How did he do this?

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A man is making his way toward the middle of a field, when he get there he know he is going to die. He doesn't want to die, nobody wants to kill him, he is perfectly healthy, but when he get to the middle of the field he knows he is going to die. Why?

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Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, which one of the three was the biggest?

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A farmer had an egg every morning. He owned no chickens and he didnít get eggs from anybody else. Where did he get the eggs from?

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Whatís in the church, but not the steeple, the parish but not the people?

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What can run but canít walk?

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What Runs around the Garden without moving?

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Napoleon and Josephine are lying dead on the floor, inside a tent. Also in the tent is a table and some broken glass and a lot of water. In the corner there is a cat licking its lips what are the circumstances that lead to Napoleon and Josephine's death?

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In a garage a man watched five spiders catch five files in five minutes. How many spiders would be required to catch 100 files in 100 minutes?

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What is it that the man who makes it doesn't need it, the man who buys it does not need it for himself, and the person who uses it does so without knowing?

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You are the captain of a great ocean liner, the SS Unsinkable. The Chief Engineer has been on the ship since he was 22 and he is now 42. The Purser has been on board for ten years and he is now 51. The was commissioned in 1935 but was not finished until 1940. The ship is the captains first command. How old is the captain?

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Lee had it first. Paul had it last. David hasn't had it at all. Boys never have it. Girls have it once and Miss Silly had it twice before she married Peter Stupid. What is it?

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There's a crew of thirty on a ship plus two mates and a captain. That makes thirty three altogether, including one barber, who's there because the ship is sailing the roughest waters in the world and the barber is the only one allowed to shave anyone. Nobody is allowed to shave shave the barber because of injury. How come the whole crew arrives at the port perfectly clean shaven? Who shaved the barber? 

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A large lorry was trying to pass under a railway bridge. It almost made it but not quite. The lorry wedged itself tightly between the road and the bridge. How did they get the lorry out without damaging it?

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A learner pilot is circling an airfield and ran out of fuel, but he is in no danger. Why was that?

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A woman had two identical twins, born on the same day from the same father but they were not twin. How was this?

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There is one word that a ventriloquist's dummy will also pronounce wrong. What is that word?

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A man walks into a shop and asks for a glass of water. The assistant pulls out a gun from under the counter and points it at the man. The man walks out from the shop very happy. Why?

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A man is on his hands and knees looking for a five pound note he has dropped. He searches for sometime when he finally find the money what's the first thing he does?

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A man is sitting on a window ledge on the top floor of an 80-storey building. There is concrete and cars below him. Unfortunately he wobbles and falls off. But he survives. How?

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Sheila had a baby boy, which now meant that she had three children and half of them were boys! Is this possible?

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A boy has as many sisters as he has brothers, but each of his sisters has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are there in the family?

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Two archaeologists find a tomb. On entering the tomb they find two bodies. They know immediately that they are the bodies of Adam and Eve. How come?

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A ship sinks in the middle of the Atlantic. Only 5 people manage to get to a life boat. Inside the boat they find a box containing 10,000 cigarettes, this is handy as they all smoke. However, they check their pockets and they have no cigarettes or a lighter. How do they light the cigarettes?

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Farmer Turner and Farmer Moss have farms next to each other. Farmer Turner's Peacock wanders on to Farmer Moss's land and lays an egg. Farmer Turner say the egg is his because it was his Peacock that laid it. Farmer Moss says it's hiss egg because it was laid on his land. Who is right?

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A man has been murdered in his home, all the doors and windows are bolted from the inside and there is no other means of entry. The man had just opened a letter from the Income Tax Office, completed the form and sealed the enclosed envelope. Now he is dead. How was he killed?

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A blind man from Liverpool, who had been blind from birth, went to a special eye hospital in London for a miracle cure. After the treatment he was able to see for the first time in his life. while traveling by train on his way home, the man suddenly became alarmed and then killed himself. Why did he kill himself just after the cure of a lifetime? 

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Three customers in a barber's shop and they each need a hair cut and a shave. There are two Barbers working and they both work at the same speed. Each takes quarter of an hour for a haircut and five minutes for a shave. They are both in a hurry to be off. How quickly can the work be finished?

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If there are 60 seconds in a minute, how many are there in a year?

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A coin has the word 'YES' printed plainly on one side and 'NO' on the other. What question will always be answered truthfully if the coin is flipped?

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A man went for a walk in the woods and he got something. He sat down to look for it, couldn't find it so he had to take it home with him. What was it?

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Two men drifting in a lifeboat were picked up by a cruiser. The ladder at the side of the ship had rungs 200mm apart. When the tide came in the water level rose three metres. How many rungs did it cover?

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A man had to play chess with two chess masters in a simultaneous exhibition. He was not a good chess player but he said he would come out equal. How?

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A driver takes his car up to a hotel, stops outside the hotel and is instantly made bankrupt. Why?

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Two horses are standing end to end, one is facing east and the other is facing west. There are no mirrors, but they can still see each other. How is this?

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What gets wetter the more it dries?

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What runs from London to Leeds but never moves?

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What does a baby have more of than an adult?

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

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Which is the odd one out? Dead, North, Black, west, Red.

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Which is the odd one out? Red yellow, red blue, blue pink, black blue, red black.

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A taxi driver was going the wrong way up a one-way street. he passed a policeman who did not stop him, or even take much notice of him. How come?.

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A woman is at a party when the host hands her a beer and says' "give this to Paul" and then walks off. There are 32 people in the room how does she know which one is paul?.

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Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world?.

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If I have five letter spelling out the name JASON, What would the next letter be?.

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