ANNOYING QUESTIONS

to ask your R.E. teacher

Once you're in Heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Do Dinosaurs have souls?

If I told a really, really good joke would it make God laugh?

Is it okay to laugh at people who are in Hell when you're in heaven?

Why is there suffering?

If there's life on other planets are there aliens in heaven too?

Would eternal bliss get boring after awhile?

If I spent all my time praying instead of studying would I get better grades?

Why doesn't prayer bring dead goldfish back to life?

Can the spirits of dead relatives watch you when you're going to the bathroom?

If money is the root of all evil, then how come we have to have jobs?

If someone's been decapitated, are they headless in heaven?