UN-COOL THING TO BE

when you grow up

Street Mime

Wigmaker

Political Prisoner

Radioactive waste Collector

Envelope Licker

Crash Test Dummy

Romance Novelist

Dog Food Cook

Septic Tank Repairman

Fat Man in a Circus Sideshow

Wart Specialist

Janitor at an Adult Movie Theater

Lipstick Tester

A Clone of your Parents